ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

(via sleezy)

decomfortable:

I want money

power

and glory

(via rileykbeek)

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via elucent)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via officialwhitegirls)

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

(via pugsaregodscats)